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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.