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It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

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I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

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The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

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If you push your belly button and nose at the same time, your brain takes a screenshot.

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My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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Everyone is either engaged, at a run club, doing their master’s, or in Japan.

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Breaking via Instagram:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Making waves on WeChat:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Seen just now on Discord:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Just landed via YouTube:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I always imagined WWIII would be Earth vs. aliens.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

Going viral on Reddit:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Just landed via Twitch:

Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

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Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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58 shares on Instagram this month:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

19 shares on Reddit this month:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

58 shares on Discord this month:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

63 shares on TikTok this month:

Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when I grab a live wire and everyone sees my damn skeleton.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

59 shares on Threads this month:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

20 shares on Snapchat this month:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

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Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Take my advice, I’m not using it.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

People thinking you’re dumb is one of the best advantages you can have.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

God: “I genuinely don’t remember making you all this stupid.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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Seen just now on X:

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Live now on Discord:

Self-care is smoking a solo blunt with music.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Spotted on Snapchat:

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If you’ve seen one shopping centre, you’ve seen a mall.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

Breaking via Snapchat:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Just landed via YouTube:

Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

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If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

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