I’m almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find the punchline in your tweet like it's the last piece of candy! š¬š Related funny posts š¤ Iām not gaining weight, Iām retaining candy. Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?” Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes. I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something. Explain it to me like Iām five then do it for me like Iām one hundred.