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Funny poke quotes

I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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