I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Brace yourselves, I'm entering my "spicy enigma" phase! π₯π€ͺ Related funny posts π€ The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if youβre good at it or not. When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again” I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile. Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode. You know shitβs about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.