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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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☕️ "I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations – it's like a daily ritual of preparing for disappointment with a side of caffeine kick! 😉"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged coffee, expectations, humor, i, low, mornings, motivation, routine, sarcasm, start on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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