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Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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When I was young, I couldn’t wait to be older. Well, I wasn’t expecting this shit!

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like โ€œyou have to eat the entire potato salad.โ€

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If I donโ€™t duck my head when I drive into the parking garage, whatโ€™s gonna keep my car from hitting the ceiling?

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kidsโ€™ laundry at a time.

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It really is Monday every 15 minutes.

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Making waves on Discord:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

Trending via YouTube:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

How are they running out of oxygen if theyโ€™re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Breaking via Facebook:

When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Spotted on YouTube:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Spotted on Telegram:

What a lot of people donโ€™t understand about mountain climbing is that donโ€™t do that.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ธ has copied:

Men tell you “I know a place” and bring you to the brink of madness.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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Dating over 40 is like Hide and Seek but no one is looking for you.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. Iโ€™m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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My wife screamed โ€œyou havenโ€™t listened to a single word Iโ€™ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.

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โ€œEach to their own!โ€ Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

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โ€œHope youโ€™re enjoying the sunshine!โ€ No, Iโ€™m at a desk reading your email.

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I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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To the tune of โ€˜Everybody Dance Nowโ€™: Himalayan Sea Salt

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I tell my kids winning isnโ€™t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

Live now on Instagram:

Iโ€™m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, โ€œstop eating that ball, dude.โ€

Freshly posted on Slack:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Freshly posted on Threads:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Just shared via X:

“Canโ€™t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

Just landed via WeChat:

You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Your secret is safe with me because I donโ€™t care.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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