Commentary:
Wow, who knew my life had so much in common with outer space? 🌠🔥😅
Funny meteor quotes
I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.
Commentary:
Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠
I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.
Commentary:
"Looks like this meteor needs to learn some manners and stop crashing your sunshine party! 🌞🌠 Better grab some galactic sunglasses for this drama!"
I need a long hot meteor shower.
Commentary:
"Who needs a hot shower when you can have a long hot meteor shower instead? 🚿☄️ Just be sure to avoid standing directly underneath!#OutOfThisWorldHygiene"
Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.
Commentary:
"Meteorologists be like: 'Let's chat about the clouds when all we really wanna hear about is some killer asteroids! 🌦️☄️' Come on, weather folks, give us the celestial drama we signed up for!"
All of humanities problems could be solved with a large meteor.
Commentary:
"Who knew that the universe's ultimate problem-solver was just a giant space rock away? 🌠💫 Better start working on our aim just in case! 😂 #MeteorMagic"