I trust an insult more than I do a compliment. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'd rather be roasted than buttered up! 🔥😂 Related funny posts 🤝 I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later. I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement. I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen. No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.