If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏 Related funny posts 🤝 People don’t get slapped enough with empty gloves these days. Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day. Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted. I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.