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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧
25 Funny humorist quotes
If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.
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Oops! The internet's our biggest cheerleader… in reverse! 😂📉👊
‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.
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Guess who just dropped the mic at the front door? 🎤🚪💥
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨
Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.
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Four yogurts or four-day weeks: one must crumble to chaos to restore balance! 🥴🍦📅✨
Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.
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Taking "open wide and say ahh" to a whole new level! 😂🦷🤐
My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.
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Looks like someone finally found the perfect recipe for peace and quiet this Mother's Day! 🔑🚪😂
More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.
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Clapping or snacking? Either way, I'm a fan! 👏🍎😄
I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.
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"Note to self: stop writing my autobiography in meme format! 📚😂🔍"
I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.
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"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"