Related Funny Quotes
- I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.
- Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.
- If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.
- You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.
- Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.