I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

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I’m sorry I used air quotes when I said we were friends.

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I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

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At what age do I delete Snapchat?

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Depression is embarrassing because sometimes it makes you miss appointments and not return phone calls, and when the fog starts to lift, you gotta do a whole bloody apology tour.

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Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.