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"Ah, the fine art of humble bragging 🌟😏 Excelling in excellence and humility like a boss! Clearly, you were raised right! 😎 #HumbleButProud"

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92 shares on Snapchat this month:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

67 shares on Messenger this month:

You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

59 shares on Threads this month:

Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon.

95 shares on Discord this month:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

59 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

16 shares on X this month:

If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

77 shares on Snapchat this month:

The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.

82 shares on Threads this month:

People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s, where the hair shows up uninvited and looks pissed to be here.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

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“I’m fluent in creating worst-case scenarios in my head.”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Going viral on Telegram:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Trending via Discord:

Whoever first said, “It gets to a point,” was definitely at that point, and I feel them deeply.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Just shared via Slack:

When you’re talking to someone and you can tell they’re trying out a new word.

Live now on YouTube:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Spotted on YouTube:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Keep the laugh going 😂

On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.

One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

You don’t have to check your Spotify Wrapped, you are the most played this year.

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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