I wish I was waking up and going to the airport. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dreams of terminal sleepovers and suitcase adventures! 🧳✈️😴 Related funny posts 🤝 Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife. Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout. My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a vacation… while still on vacation. Oh, I shouldn’t worry? Why didn’t I think of that?