I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶♂️😅 Related funny posts 🤝 Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle? A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year. If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit. I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack. Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.