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I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

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Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶‍♂️😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged commitment, distance, endurance, humor, humor quote, i, miles, song, walk, walking on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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