I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce. Commentary:Just waiting for my personal misting service to start—fresh and fabulous hour by hour! 🌞💦🥒 Related Funny Posts 🤝 How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors. Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots. If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing. Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”
