You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, I guess that explains why my flight plan was more flop than soar! 🦸♂️🛑✈️ Related funny posts 🤝 Summer is the best because there’s always a chance I’ll see someone trip on their own flip flop. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey. The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”