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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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6 months ago

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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2 months ago

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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2 months ago

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I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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2 months ago

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Silently hoping for a comet to strike, to get out of today’s responsibilities.

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6 months ago

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Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

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5 months ago

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I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

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The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

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(suicidal grindset guy) When I jump, it’s gonna be from the penthouse.

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Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

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There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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All soups are gazpacho if you’re lazy enough.

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I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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I’m never really sure what to do with my hands when I go jogging, so I don’t go jogging.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

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Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

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After you do your laundry, you should be allowed to get in the dryer and tumble for a little. No charge.

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If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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