If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood. My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits. They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind. The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.
