Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
  • Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.
  • My husband threw away a perfectly good box as if we might not need it in 20 years.
  • I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.
  • How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
  • Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.