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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Commentary:
"If only biscuits had the power to sculpt abs and provide essential nutrients, we’d all be lining up for the biscuit diet plan faster than you can say 'pass the butter'. But alas, the struggle for a beach-ready body continues, while we console ourselves with the knowledge that at least biscuits will always be here for us in our times of need (and cravings)."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged biscuit, body, diet, fitness, human, humor, irony, needs, nutrient, shape, slimming on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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