11 funny shape quotes - Wordgag

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

Mar 31, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Mar 30, 2026

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Mar 30, 2026

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Mar 28, 2026

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Mar 28, 2026

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Mar 26, 2026

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

Mar 26, 2026

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Mar 25, 2026

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Mar 25, 2026

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Mar 25, 2026

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Mar 24, 2026