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So you like bad boys? Cause I’m bad at everything.

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Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Nothing tops a plain pizza.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.

Seen just now on Facebook:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

Just landed via TikTok:

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Maturing is when you’d rather drink your bourbon half-naked on the couch than go out.

Live now on Instagram:

Being naked with shoes on feels more naked than being totally naked.

Just shared via Slack:

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Twitter is for people who tried suffering in silence and realized it wasn’t for them.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

If you inject Botox into a raisin, does it turn back into a grape?

Freshly posted on Messenger:

In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

39 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

41 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists.

43 shares on Threads this month:

There’s nothing scarier than sneezing with a full cup of coffee in your hand.

34 shares on WeChat this month:

Me pulling into a full parking lot: Don’t these people have homes?

40 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

66 shares on Discord this month:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

24 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

The Wi-Fi stops working for 2 minutes, and suddenly I start thinking about life.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Having a low-quality camera will definitely force you to keep your life private.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I’m at an age now where I start sentences with “I’m at an age now.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

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Just landed via Discord:

Sorry to interrupt your scrolling, but I hope life gets better for you.

Going bananas on Discord:

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Making waves on Facebook:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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