Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?
  • I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.
  • Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.
  • My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.