If I like cleaning? Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

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Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

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Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

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So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

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I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.