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Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Two things I learned yesterday: I’m not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but I’m too old to get out of one.

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I deserve an Oscar for telling my dentist I don’t eat candy.

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

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I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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Cataclysmic events, such as your fingers on my skin.

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In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

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I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

78 shares on Reddit this month:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Never trust someone who can eat 24/7 but is still skinny.

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A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

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Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

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I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

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I think I could actually generate electricity with how irritated I get sometimes.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

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Guess I’ll be getting the same thing for Christmas, again. Fat!

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Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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