If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to. I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes! My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime. If a demon ever possessed me, I’d just sit back and say, “Your problem now.”