If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta. The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake. You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. Two mysterious people live in my house. “Somebody” and “Nobody.” Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.
