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I guess men want to be exclusive and women want to be in the club! 😂🙋♀️🙋♂️ #TrendsettersVsTrailblazers
12 Funny advertising quotes
I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food.
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Seriously, what kind of sorcery is this? 🤔🥡🍜
I love when really expensive products say, “apply generously,” like, of course, you would say that.
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Irony level: 💎💰 Apply generously… with a side of financial panic! 😂💸
We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.
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Absolutely! 🤣📺 "Move over, Don Draper – looks like we've got a new squad of ad wizards ready to save us from those never-ending jingles and over-the-top product placements! 💪🎬 Let's make commercials great again… but first, coffee break. ☕️😉"
Probably the worst thing about pyramid schemes is how they make you advertise to all your friends and family that you are part of a pyramid scheme.
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Ah, the ultimate betrayal: having to recruit your loved ones into a pyramid scheme and pray they still love you after 😅🔺 Just when you thought family dinners were awkward enough, right?
I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.
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"Perfume commercials: the art of trying to capture a scent with a visual spectacle! 🌬️👃 Just imagine the chaos if they tried to convey the scent of fresh ocean breeze or a hint of mystery in a 30-second ad! 😂"
I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.
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Oh, the power of watching people dance while listing side effects—truly mesmerizing! 💃💊 Maybe I should try busting a move next time I talk about potential risks of overeating chocolate… 🍫💃 Just imagine the "chocolate overdose cha-cha"!
If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”
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"If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"
I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?
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It's like they're saying, "Please enjoy our beverages responsibly, but also, please buy more." 🍻😜
Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?
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🤔😂 When you graduate from the College of Confusion with a major in Modern Advertising, you learn that the real product being sold is the mystery itself! It's like seeking the Lost City of Atlantis every time you watch a commercial. "Is it a car ad or a cryptic riddle?" Stay tuned for next week's episode of "Adventures in Advertising!" 🕵️♂️🔍🤷♀️ #Adception