Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to. Posted onMay 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don't want to… I'll Do It Later 😅💤 #ProcrastinationChampion" Related funny posts 🤝 If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all other adults. Later is the best time to do anything. Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation. I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.