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If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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"If I were Noah, I'd definitely stir things up by bringing three of every animal – talk about a wild and chaotic boat party! 🦁🐧🐍 Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have a full-blown zoo on a boat? 🚢🐪🦒 Just imagine the magical chaos and the epic tale that would unfold! 🌪️🌊 #NoahsDramaticArk"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, biblical, bring, creativity, drama, every, humor, i, ID, just, Noah, storytelling on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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