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Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

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I sent you a message telepathically and you didn’t respond. Are you mad at me?

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“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Just shared via WeChat:

The urge to buy people gifts they’ve mentioned they liked once.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

Going bananas on Discord:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Trending via Telegram:

Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Trending via Twitch:

Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

Making waves on Slack:

Wealthy person who has no problems and also meditates sometimes: Meditation is my secret weapon.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t hate anyone in particular, I just hate everyone in general.

Going viral on Reddit:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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50 shares on Pinterest this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

36 shares on X this month:

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

65 shares on X this month:

Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

These cannot be the same knees that used to get low in heels at the club.

57 shares on Slack this month:

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

21 shares on X this month:

It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.

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Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I always feel sleepy, except when I want to sleep.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

Going viral on Messenger:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Going bananas on Telegram:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Freshly posted on X:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

Spotted on Snapchat:

Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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