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“I’ve had cigarettes that were better than entire years of my life.”

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”