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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they ho…

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they ho…

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cougher, flight, flight delay, hold, humor, joke, mouth, open, open mouth, plane, travel, waiting on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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