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Funny flight delay quotes

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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