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If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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"Well, seems like someone is aiming for that 'nuclear-powered toaster' vibe in their kitchen πŸš€πŸ  #HomeSweetFission"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged energy, enough, house, humor, irony, nuclear, nuclear reactor, power, reactor, small, submarine, technology on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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