I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old belief that having a little plutonium can significantly boost your popularity… πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’° Watch out world, here comes Mr. Nuclear Charm! πŸ”₯πŸš€ #PlutoniumPerks"