If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.
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"Flirting level: crow! 🌟 Who needs jewelry when you can impress with all things shiny and sparkly? Just imagine the magpie envy 😂🦅 #BirdRomance"

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