Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.
  • I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.
  • Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  • Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?
  • Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.