If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

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"Who needs a cuddle buddy when you have creepy creatures lurking in the shadows? Let the monster under the bed keep you company tonight! 🌌👻 #LonelyButSpooky"

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