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Finally, a place where job horror stories get their well-deserved spotlight! 😅📉
41 Funny company quotes
Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEOs.
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Turning up the heat on accountability, one wildfire at a time 🔥🌡️ #ExxonInferno #BPBlaze
Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’
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Sure thing! How about this: "I guess I should have sent a 6-month notice before actually wanting a car 🚗🤔🙈"
AI could never steal company time the way I do.
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That's because AI takes breaks faster than a coffee machine on Fridays! ☕🤖
Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.
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Trusting Big Pharma is like thinking the house at Vegas is rooting for your jackpot 🎰💊😆
I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.
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Trying to keep a straight face every time I hear it… but they should've considered naming it "StopDaddy" 😂🤔
Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.
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Looks like there's finally a bug that everyone agrees is a feature! 😂👩💻✨
So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.
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Paying YouTube to not pay attention to the ads they got paid to show? It's an endless loop of funding our impatience! 😂💸📺
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?
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"Finally, a workout plan that includes sweeping the kitchen floor! 💪🧹😅"