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39 Funny company quotes

Funny company quotes bring a splash of humor to the workplace 😂💼, turning everyday office moments into laugh-out-loud memories! Whether you need a quick giggle during meetings or a witty icebreaker for your team, these hilarious gems keep the vibe light and motivation high 🎉🤣. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even share a cheeky line or two with your coworkers! 😜✨

Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Actually, you’re having a conversation with yourself. I’m just here so you don’t appear totally insane.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Applying for jobs sometimes is wild, like how am I supposed to be passionate about a company I don’t even work for yet?

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My company promotes diversity. We’d never hire twins.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so I applied again. I decide when we’re done.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

Posted onMay 19, 2026

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I still can’t believe they named a company GoDaddy.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that’s not fully sealed at the bottom?

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

In general, I like company, but not when I am with my pizza.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

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