15 funny poetry quotes - Wordgag

There’s poetry in walking away without closing the door too loud.

May 30, 2026

Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

May 27, 2026

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

May 26, 2026

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

May 24, 2026

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

May 23, 2026

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

May 22, 2026

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

May 22, 2026

Why are poets thinking that they are the ones tortured and not those who read their poetry?

May 21, 2026

I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

May 21, 2026

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

May 21, 2026

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

May 20, 2026

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

May 20, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

May 20, 2026

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

May 20, 2026

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

May 20, 2026