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Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆
12 Funny circle quotes
A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.
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When a circle needs a therapist but just ends up going in circles! 🌀😂
My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.
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When my phone rings, it's either a scammer or my toaster is finally asking for relationship advice! 📞🤖🍞
The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
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Sounds like they just kept going round in circles! 🎡🎠😂
Can I come over and circle you like a vulture?
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When you want to be close, but also kind of ominous 🦅🤔
When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.
Commentary:
"Well, well, well, would you look at that! 🤷♂️ Seems like 'circling back' turned into a full-blown marathon! 🔄🎉 Time really does have a knack for flying faster than our promised follow-ups! ⏰😅 #DelayedResolutions"
Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?
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Don't fret, you must just be too speedy for them to catch up! 🏃♂️🦅 Just remember to practice your heel-toe dance moves in case they try to swoop in for a high-five! 😉
Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.
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When life feels like a chaotic race and the vultures of stress and worries start circling above, just remember to channel your inner champion ➡️🦅 Give ‘em a gasp and a sassy flip-off like a true track star, and sprint towards that finish line with style! 🏃♂️🖕 #TrackAndFieldDrama
If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.
Commentary:
"Ah, the geometric gossip of trust issues! 🤔 If you're not in the inner sanctum, you might find yourself wandering in the wilderness of suspicion shapes. 🔺🔲 Better start practicing your angles if you want to be part of the circle! 😉"
If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt.
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Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! 🤔 It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" 😅 Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! 🧑🏻💼 #MattMystery