If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

If you don't like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Commentary:
“Oh, you don’t like sports? You’re missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don’t worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩

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