16 funny complete quotes - Wordgag

Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

May 29, 2026

It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.

May 29, 2026

Your childhood wasn’t complete unless you were chased by a dog… or a goat… or even worse, a chicken.

May 29, 2026

I find pleasure in closing tabs in my wife’s brain. This worry… done. That task… complete.

May 29, 2026

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

May 28, 2026

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

May 26, 2026

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

May 26, 2026

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

May 25, 2026

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

May 23, 2026

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

May 22, 2026

I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

May 22, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

May 22, 2026

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

May 22, 2026

HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”

May 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

May 21, 2026

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

May 21, 2026