Commentary:
Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
Funny conversations quotes
My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”
Commentary:
Sounds like selective hearing is a marital superpower! 👂😅🔊
For those who don’t want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they’re making a male version that doesn’t listen to anything.
Commentary:
Alexa's cousin: the ultimate selective hearing expert! 🤐👂😂
Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!
Commentary:
"Turns out collecting rubber ducks and competitive potato peeling are way more fascinating than spreadsheets! 🦆🥔🤣"
Instead of saying “Good morning,” my wife and I go straight into explanations of how badly we each slept.
Commentary:
🌞💤 "Who needs good mornings when you can bond over bad nights of sleep? Sounds like a sure way to start the day on a relatable note! 😅💤 #SleeptalkOverCoffee"
Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.
Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you have deep discussions with your inner monologue? 💬💭 It's like having a TED talk in your own brain, complete with intermissions for overthinking and callbacks for self-doubt. 🤔😅 #ConversationsWithMeMyselfAndI"
Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”
Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.
Commentary:
"Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"
That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.
Commentary:
Relatable level: DJ in my own mind, spinning stories louder than the music! 🎧🙃🗣️🔄