31 funny strangers quotes - Wordgag

Don’t forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever.

May 30, 2026

Hulk Hogan’s gone, so I’ll be ripping shirts and screaming “BROTHERRR!” at strangers in his honor.

May 30, 2026

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

May 30, 2026

I want my boyfriend to be so hot strangers know he’s not funny.

May 30, 2026

As a child, I had the impression that I would be offered free drugs by strangers much more frequently than the 0 times it’s happened.

May 29, 2026

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

May 29, 2026

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

May 28, 2026

I actually love talking to strangers, they will unknowingly say some shit that shifts your perspective, and you never see them again.

May 28, 2026

Internet strangers offer the best advice.

May 27, 2026

Remember, guys, it costs zero dollars to be annoying to strangers on the internet.

May 27, 2026

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

May 27, 2026

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

May 27, 2026

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

May 26, 2026

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the web arguing with strangers.

May 26, 2026

Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

May 26, 2026

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

May 26, 2026

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

May 25, 2026

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

May 24, 2026

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

May 23, 2026

I get so crabby when strangers waste my time which is unfair to them because I waste almost all of my own time to begin with.

May 23, 2026

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

May 23, 2026

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

May 22, 2026

I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

May 22, 2026

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

May 22, 2026

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

May 21, 2026

Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators.

May 21, 2026

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

May 20, 2026

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

May 20, 2026

Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

May 19, 2026

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

May 19, 2026

In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

May 19, 2026