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76 shares on Slack this month:

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

70 shares on Slack this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

29 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

46 shares on X this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

37 shares on Slack this month:

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

77 shares on Discord this month:

We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

88 shares on Reddit this month:

Ozzy Osbourne has mumbled through entire sentences, and I still understood him better than most of my exes.

31 shares on Threads this month:

The Christmas tree I’ve had up all year makes a lot more sense now.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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Nobody talks about the privilege of having a friend who shows interest in your hyperfixations.

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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Milk or be milked.

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My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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My hobbies include using the TV as background noise while I scroll on my phone.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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Halloween is a big day for dogs who love to absolutely lose their shit when the doorbell rings.

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Told my girl I’m tired of her dramas and she bought me an energy drink.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Many fruits can be great names… but the real challenge is naming a child after a vegetable….

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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