Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.
  • I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.
  • Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.
  • All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.
  • I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.
  • Blink if you want me!