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  • The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?
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  • Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
  • The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.
  • When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.
  • HR: “Please complete our anonymous survey.” My boss then later: “Don’t forget the survey, HR said you are the last one from our team.”