If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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“Who needs matches when you’ve got corduroy pants, the ultimate survival tool for both style and warmth! 🔥👖 Just be sure to avoid any accidental sparks while looking fabulous in the great outdoors! ⛺😄”

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