Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.
  • Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.
  • I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.
  • Time is precious, waste it wisely.