I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor πŸ™ˆπŸ“± Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! πŸ•πŸ’”πŸ˜‚ #ApplePranks"