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I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

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Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

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Telling your child their sibling is still asleep a very effective way to get them to practice their instrument.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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Good morning to everyone who still believes what they see with their own two eyes.

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.

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Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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I’ve decided that I’m going to underthink today.

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There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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It’s not a competition, but if it was I would win.

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

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I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

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Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

48 shares on TikTok this month:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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That friend who asks too many personal questions? He’s not concerned. He’s collecting.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Inflation is actually a good thing, it means money is going viral.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

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I think my type is a nice person.

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Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

Going bananas on Telegram:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

An electric car is just another electric chair.

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

My lips could use some attention today.

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

An electric car is just another electric chair.

I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.

My lips could use some attention today.

Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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