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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

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I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.