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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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Achieving "Master of Zen and the Art of Couch Surfing" isn't just a skill, it's a lifestyle 🧘‍♂️✨🛋️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, break, career, career break, enlightenment, gap, humor, i, job, job gap, meditation, reach, resume, resume gap, self-improvement, trying on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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