If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Straightening my back is the closest I'll get to doing yoga today! 🍌🧘♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished. Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. “Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.