Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:What a deliciously silent idea! π₯π«π€πΈ Related funny posts π€ Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent. I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis? Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks. Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think. Next time someone says βIβm a huggerβ and tries to hug me Iβm gonna say βIβm a biterβ and see how it goes.